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Pretending To Work Oversized T-Shirt
Pretending To Work Oversized T-Shirt
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Tab: spreadsheet. Reality: anything else.
This one's for every alt-tab reflex that's become muscle memory, every "on it!" reply that bought another 20 minutes, every deep-focus face you've made while reading about something completely unrelated to work, and every meeting you attended in body but not in spirit.
Pretending to Work. Professionally.
The Fit
- Oversized, relaxed silhouette
- Premium combed cotton — soft, breathable, summer-friendly
- Drop shoulder, slightly longer hem
- Pre-shrunk so it actually stays oversized
The Print
Clean chest typography — Pretending to in serif black, Work. in bold blue. Simple. Honest. Indefensible. High-density print, holds up wash after wash.
Available In
Mint Green · Mustard Yellow · Peach · Dusty Rose
Wear it to the office. Wear it on the call. Wear it any time your screen says work and your brain says otherwise.

