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Pretending To Work Oversized T-Shirt
Pretending To Work Oversized T-Shirt
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Tab: spreadsheet. Reality: anything else.
This one's for every alt-tab reflex that's become muscle memory, every "on it!" reply that bought another 20 minutes, every deep-focus face you've made while reading about something completely unrelated to work, and every meeting you attended in body but not in spirit.
Pretending to Work. Professionally.
The Fit
- Oversized, relaxed silhouette
- Premium combed cotton — soft, breathable, summer-friendly
- Drop shoulder, slightly longer hem
- Pre-shrunk so it actually stays oversized
The Print
Clean chest typography — Pretending to in serif black, Work. in bold blue. Simple. Honest. Indefensible. High-density print, holds up wash after wash.
Available In
Mint Green · Mustard Yellow · Peach · Dusty Rose
Wear it to the office. Wear it on the call. Wear it any time your screen says work and your brain says otherwise.
Size Chart
| Size | Chest (in) | Shoulder (in) | Sleeve (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| S | 42 | 40 | 9 | 27 |
| M | 44 | 42 | 9.5 | 28 |
| L | 46 | 44 | 10 | 29 |
| XL | 48 | 46 | 10.5 | 30 |
| 2XL | 50 | 48 | 11 | 31 |
All measurements in inches. 0.5" tolerance will be there.
